September202014

Ok, but have you considered…

sam-sour-wolf:

  • The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
  • I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
  • My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU
  • Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU
  • My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU
  • I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU
  • The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU
  • My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU
  • The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU

APARTMENT AUs! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

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thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

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silentauroriamthereal:

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

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Anonymous said: Headcanon: David Bowie appears in Sherlock s4, not as a character, but as himself. He's a client, describing his case, but Sherlock interrupts with "Boring!" and later John asks "Didn't you know who that was!?" and Sherlock is like "Someone famous? Madonna? Who cares?"

ughbenedict:

OH MY GOD

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like-a-sir1:

howtoraiseageek:

Tony Stark, inside the helmet view.

like-a-sir1:

howtoraiseageek:

Tony Stark, inside the helmet view.

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“I’m an adult, but not like a real adult”

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

uh… 18 and 50.

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I can’t believe I’m an adult, when did this happen? What am I going to be when I grow up? Oh god, I’m already grown up. All the other adults know what they’re doing, but I don’t. How could this have happened. Next thing you know, I’ll be dead. ~ 45+

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nondeducible:

John “still has trust issues” Watson and Mary “I lied about everything” Morstan

yeah i can see how that could work

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